when you’re in class and the group of people behind you won’t shut up
so my sister got me a gift for my birthday….
WHERE CAN I GET ONE
I NEED IT
in my bedwait what
"What you lack, is something that cannot be taught."
"You’re not scary.”
Well Dean Hardscrabble,
Bobby from Kansas
would beg to differ.
once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones
Once a girl in my spanish class asked if fish was a dairy product
once a girl in my biology class exclaimed, “i didn’t know you breathed when you were sleeping!”
Once a guy in my health class argued with the teacher for an entire period that peanut butter was a meat
Thank God in homeschooled.
OKAY I NOW WE’RE NOT THAT IMPORTANT IN THIS AREA BUT IMMA TALK TO YOU ABOUT CHILEAN MYTHOLOGY MKAY? EVEN THOUGH YOU PROBABLY DON’T CARE
One thing that I really hate is when you’re in public and you’re reading something on your phone and everyone gives you that “oh another teenager always on their phone, why can’t they just stop playing their stupid games and interact with society???” look. Like NO YOU SOGGY WAFFLE, I’M READING! I mean sure what I’m reading may or may not include some hardcore gay smut but I’m still reading…….