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jegusgogfuckass:

did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec

10 million pounds

1/3 of the government’s reserve

like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it

why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 

xing2lee:

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Yes. Kurloz’s dad is a professional voodoo doll maker.

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

nishlo:

nishlo:

nudists don’t have pockets

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where are the whovians with the gif of Jack pulling a gun from his naked ass

I’m thinking of making Toothless and Toothless two different characters in the same universe to get both dragons and Buckteeth

bestqueer:

reblog if UR NOT tumblr famous bu t U ARE tired nd kinda gay

whybenedict:

do u ever have those nights where u open 40 fanfics

send me an age and ill tell you what i would have been blogging about when i was that old

Okay but I hit a night fury

I just realized this but when he says “night” the look in his eyes is pure incredulity, like he cant believe he ACTUALLY shot down one of those

hiccupinglasses:

blackrose108:

So some people love Dagur’s characters and other’s think he’s a little too crazy.

These two gifs are some examples why I love Dagur’s character. So he’s pretty much off his rocker the entire episode but look at how hurt he looks when Hiccup just brushes off his “you could’ve been my brother, now you’re my enemy” line with “have it your way”. 

Dagur does feel things, he’s not just a pile of crazy flakes. 

Thank you. And honestly, Hiccup sort of mistreated him from the start. Instead of explaining how things were different for his clan, he lied to him for a season and a half then threw it in his face like Dagur was the bad guy. I think Dagur could have been capable of change like the people of Berk but Hiccup didn’t bother giving him that chance. Which is why I also love Hiccup. He’s just as capable of being horrible to other people as they are to him and he has a mean streak in him when he wants to.